BEHOLD! The Gloop! Science Mug! Brought to you by the sCieNTistS!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Robots have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a REAL scientist? You know, the rush of mixing unknown chemicals together, the monotony of following and documenting procedures, and the panic from when the thing in the beaker tries to kill you? Ahhh It’s great to be a sCieNTistS!

While we can’t help you achieve your dreams with the purchase of this awesome Gloop! Science Mug, you sure can feel a little more like a scientist while you sip on that hot cup of oil in the morning!

Made of REAL borosilicate glass and featuring a large marking spot with a TOTALLY accurate* graduated scale up to 500ml. Let’s also not forget to mention the convenient handle to firmly grasp it, YOU TOO can do science at home! Just remember to leave the real science to the professionals and probably stick to drinking things intended for human consumption out of this particular beaker.

So what are you waiting for? Get them before they’re gone because the Robot Overlords put a passcode on the matter duplicator so we’re not sure when or if we will be able to make more.

A couple of notes from the Scientists at 3D Gloop!:

• The beakers are made from borosilicate glass, but duplicating an object recursively 10³ times makes the atoms really sparse, so drops can cause these mugs to break.

• These are fully dishwasher and microwave-safe. Please be careful as the mugs can get quite hot due to the contents conducting heat through them.

• The graduations are only approximate. Should be accurate to around 200ml, and then the scale goes off the rails a bit… Thanks sCieNTistS…

• Teleporting matter to your doorstep is not an exact science yet. Light objects such as these Science Mugs can be damaged when warping through time and space. Inspect your order IMMEDIATELY upon receipt as we can only replace broken Science Mugs within 48 hours of delivery.